I remember a hilarious story. When I was 15 I was dating a girl. Well I found she had been talking to this guy. It was an ex boyfriend of hers. I told her I did not like it and she wouldn't listen so I decided to teach her a lesson.
I somehow ended up calling him and acting like a person I was not. I ended up getting him to go on a date with Kelsey (myself). So I really didn't want to do this so I asked my gay best friend to go with me.
He says, How can I do that? I said well you can ride in my trunk? He was such a good friend he agreed!
He rode with me to pick up Travis and before I got to his house we pulled over. He jumped in the trunk and gave me two rules.
1.) Don't go fast over railroad tracks
2.) Don't turn the music up too loud.
I picked Travis up and immediately he took control of the radio turning he volume up very loud. There goes rule 1.
2...I forgot about Rule 2. We ended up just cruising and talking for a few hours.
After I dropped him off I popped the trunk and pulled over....to find my friend stuck in the fetal position.
I ended up getting him out and he wasn't happy about the broken rules. I love him for it though. I never told my girlfriend at the time and we kept it between us. I don't know how that made me feel better but I found out that she was only talking to him as friends....how DUMB did I feel?!
Sunday, June 1, 2014
U-Hauls
I have noticed with lesbians...most of the sayings are true.
We all know joke...What's Lesbians second day? A U-Haul...bum bum ching!
Very true. But why is this?
I think that if you look at statistics that 1 out of every 10 people are gay so that leaves 1/10th of that population to comingle with. Within that 10 percent only 1 or 2 percent may be the type that you are attracted to. My point is...it's hard to find someone that is gay first of all...second of all someone that you are attracted to...and third of all and most importantly someone that you connect with. Hence when you find someone you are quick to move and maybe even move in!
My next favorite question is how do two girls umm do it?
My answer: Use your imagination because we do. Creativity is key!
What is it with the cheating though? Yes we are two women but can we be faithful please?
Sexually the lesbian death bed does happen quite often. Its the good old routine I guess and once you know what to do you just do it and done.
We all know joke...What's Lesbians second day? A U-Haul...bum bum ching!
Very true. But why is this?
I think that if you look at statistics that 1 out of every 10 people are gay so that leaves 1/10th of that population to comingle with. Within that 10 percent only 1 or 2 percent may be the type that you are attracted to. My point is...it's hard to find someone that is gay first of all...second of all someone that you are attracted to...and third of all and most importantly someone that you connect with. Hence when you find someone you are quick to move and maybe even move in!
My next favorite question is how do two girls umm do it?
My answer: Use your imagination because we do. Creativity is key!
What is it with the cheating though? Yes we are two women but can we be faithful please?
Sexually the lesbian death bed does happen quite often. Its the good old routine I guess and once you know what to do you just do it and done.
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